We recently found a bin of unsold, original Straight Boys Kissing Makes Me Hot t-shirts from twenty years ago!
They're professionally screen-printed, 100% cotton, unisex, Fruit of the Loom.
(The material might be a little thicker than you're used to; people were tougher back then.)
The shirts are priced at just $20 each.
Needless to say, supplies are limited. Once they're gone, they're gone.
Don't miss your chance or you'll have to settle for these weird Etsy knockoffs instead. Haha.