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But wait! There's also a Vintage T-Shirt!
STRAIGHT BOYS KISSING MAKES ME HOT A bucket of recently-discovered t-shirts. Jepha Howard wearing the shirt for a magazine shoot. T-Shirt Sizingsm 18.5″. md 20″. lg 21.5″. xl 23″. (flat measurements; double for circumference)

We recently found a bin of unsold, original Straight Boys Kissing Makes Me Hot t-shirts from twenty years ago!


They're professionally screen-printed, 100% cotton, unisex, Fruit of the Loom.

(The material might be a little thicker than you're used to; people were tougher back then.)

The shirts are priced at just $20 each.

Needless to say, supplies are limited. Once they're gone, they're gone.

Don't miss your chance or you'll have to settle for these weird Etsy knockoffs instead. Haha.

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